The Senior Dating Scene: by Tom Walsh

Author: Tom Walsh

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The book contains several chapters of hints or suggestions on how to conduct oneself in an attempt to find a partner, and what is necessary to find a comfortable single senior existence. It covers subjects like how today’s dating differs from that of years ago, as well as the new unwritten rules for senior dating.

Several chapters chronicle the ups and downs of the author as he travels and dates females of all sizes and shapes and age groups. His zeal is that of a much younger man and is never ending in his quest for a meaningful relationship. However his efforts, in many cases, serve as an example of what not to do.

The how and why of dating for seniors, are discussed, as are situations to be cognizant of, and situations to be aware of. Possible opportunities of where and how to find a partner is discussed in detail with telephone numbers of various groups. The pro’s and con’s of joining singles groups is one of the many subjects explored.

What dating is all about for seniors and how each date can be a learning process, is included and what is acceptable and not acceptable behavior. It explains how some single females who may not be cognizant of their behavior, are actually subconsciously setting themselves up psychologically, to avoid any kind of a long term commitment.

Many seniors follow standards learned in their youth, including proper dress and behavior, which is sometimes, unknown to them, to their determent. How to avoid dead-end situations is one of the many situations shown by example.

One chapter is devoted to Internet dating and the wild personal experiences, both good and bad, of the author, in exploring this particular avenue.

Several chapters are devoted to the outrageous sexual experiences of the author while dating single ladies of various ages from 21 to 65 years old. His experiences during his travels, inside and outside the country, plus a singles cruise, are factual and hilarious. Reading of the almost un-believable shenanigans and maneuvers that take place, and realizing that the author is 80 years old, makes reading even more enjoyable. His ever-constant humor is woven throughout, guaranteeing uncontrollable laugher.

About the Author

Tom Walsh was born in Somerville, Mass., in 1925. The Piggy Bank Murder, his first novel, was written at the age of 78. He maintains his primary residence in Rhode Island, however, divides his time between Rhode Island and Palm Beach.

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A live one, at last. While at he cookout I made a new acquaintance with a woman close to my age named Heidi. She just sold her mansion in Newport and was leaving soon to her new home in New Mexico. Heidi gave me her E-mail address and invited me to visit her once she gets settled. I lived there for one winter season many years ago and I loved the area, so I accepted her offer immediately. The next day I decided to call her and see if I could make a dinner date with her before she moved. I gambled that this was a better move on my part, rather than wait for a call from her after she arrived in New Mexico.

Why not? It was surprising that she immediately agreed to have a date with me and we set the day and time. When I arrived at her mansion she greeted me with a glass of wine in her hand. She not only wasn’t dressed to go to dinner, she wasn’t dressed at all, except for a bathrobe loosely tied at the waist, which did little to conceal her firm, voluminous breasts.

Would you like to see a movie? She asked me if I wanted a glass of wine, which I accepted, and she joined me on the sofa. She then proceeded to insert a CD into the CD player. I assumed it was to be a movie, however, it was entitled “Cum Some More.” We sat there with no space between us and watched young beautiful females engaging in simultaneous sex with multiple partners. In one scene the female massaged her Clint furiously while simultaneously being penetrated. Another mounted a man and went through her gyrations like her life depended on it. One scene showed the young shapely female engaging in oral sex with a male partner while a second partner was mounting her from the rear. Needless to say the countless positions required for all this sexual activity staggered the imagination. As Heidi started to feel and rub my hardness, she turned to me and gave me a hard kiss, thrusting her tongue into my mouth so deep I almost reached a climax right there and then. Then, so nonchalantly, said, “Don’t you just love to watch erotic Cds?”

All systems are go. When she turned toward me, her bathrobe became open, exposing her entire naked body. She had gone all out in preparing for this moment; even her love next was shaved clean as a newborn baby. Something every man hopes for, but never expects. I was so hot I thought I would ejaculate there and then. I rolled over and penetrated her quivering crevice, riding her to near exhaustion. We finally reached a climax together. It was a night to remember.

More. Evidently miss sexy didn’t have enough. She went to her bureau drawer and returned with her sex toy. It was the biggest make believe dick I had ever laid eyes on. It was not only of the vibrating variety, but lubricated as well. I never thought she could insert such a large object, but she had no difficulty whatsoever, and enjoyed another fifteen minutes of erotic pleasure.

Seconds anyone? I have since E-mailed her my thanks and verified that I will be willing to visit her in New Mexico, when she reaches a point where she wants company. Based on my previous experiences with matters of this type, I don’t expect to hear from her again.
Surprise. Several weeks later I received e-mail from her, asking if I planned to attend the singles dance on Saturday. I responded and explained I would be attending the social hour and dinner at the “Mill On the River” restaurant on Friday evening, as well as the dance on Saturday, and will be looking forward to seeing her again. Well was I wrong again or what? I attended both functions and she didn’t show. Maybe she found someone with a CD

0.34" H x 9.0" L x 6.0" W (0.49 lbs) 144 pages

The Senior Dating Scene: by Tom Walsh Author: Tom Walsh
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This adult book was written to help seniors of both sexes, who may be widowed or divorced, and are now exposed to an arena in which they are unfamiliar, and ill equipped to cope.

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